character-of-all-time:

calamitycons:

character-of-all-time:

calamitycons:

character-of-all-time:

ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)

ALT

ALT

the poll is missing.

listen,

I’m listening

do you hear it?

vexwerewolf:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

delmondo:

There should be a robot chicken sketch that’s a familiar cartoon character in a dark situation.

thunk:

radiofreederry:

forklift-certified-catgirl:

WHY DID THEY MAKE US STARE AT PATHETIC MEW MEW RARITY FOR SO LONG THIS IS UNEDITED

radiofreederry:

gayturians:

shuttershocky:

shuttershocky:

David Cage you fucking hack

David Cage citing the work of David Cage as an inspiration that changed his life is classic David Cage.

i made collages of my favorite comments yesterday

rthko:

I want to say one more thing as a cis person who experimented with labels over the years, questioned my gender, and ended up as cis after all. The trans community did not “indoctrinate” me. I had always been asking these questions, even as a little kid before I knew trans people even existed. Over the years, trans women gave me the courage to explore the femininity I wasted my youth denying, trans men taught me that manhood is what you make of it and that nobody could tell me how to define it, and nonbinary people taught me just how limitless my possibilities were. The only parts of my upbringing that left me “confused” about gender were the conservatives who imposed a vision of gender that my friends and I could not relate to. And when I realized trans identity wasn’t something I could claim after all, the community loved me all the same. I am happier, and the world is more beautiful, because of trans people. The human impulse to create and survive isn’t going anywhere, and neither are trans people.